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OMG! Amazon's new 'second HQ' tower across the river from DC looks just like the poop emoji
American Thinker ^ | 11 Feb, 2021 | Thomas Lifson

Posted on 02/12/2021 6:44:32 AM PST by MtnClimber

When Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drove Amazon's "second headquarters" out of New York City, the winner of the much publicized competition to host a multi-billion-dollar office project with many thousands of high-paying jobs was Arlington, Virginia, right across the river from Washington, D.C., where Amazon's founder owns the local fishwrap, the Washington Post.

In return, Amazon planned to build a showy complex of buildings on a riverside plot of land that should be visible from many of the hottest tourist sites in the nation's capital.

As usually is the case with expensive and showy real estate projects, glossy renderings of what the 2.8 million square feet of office towers (about the size of the Empire State Building) would look like were produced.

Architecture, like all the arts, is prone to fads and imitations. Wikipedia lists 32 "twisted" skyscrapers in the world today, every single one of them overseas.

SNIP

But there is one little problem for Bezos and his showplace structure — one that was noticed by a Reddit poster who calls himself "beepthepolak":

New Amazon HQ2 "Helix" Tower...can't unsee this now from r/nova

He's right: you can't unsee this once it is pointed out.

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


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1 posted on 02/12/2021 6:44:32 AM PST by MtnClimber
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2 posted on 02/12/2021 6:44:44 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To be fair, if you work there you will be treated like shit.


3 posted on 02/12/2021 6:46:07 AM PST by EEGator
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To: MtnClimber

You can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. :)


4 posted on 02/12/2021 6:46:42 AM PST by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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To: MtnClimber

There are no coincidences


5 posted on 02/12/2021 6:47:14 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: EEGator

Looks like a giant screw. Same treatment principle applies.


6 posted on 02/12/2021 6:47:32 AM PST by RoosterRedux
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To: MtnClimber

Babel people.

He’s Coming!


7 posted on 02/12/2021 6:48:32 AM PST by Varsity Flight ( "War by the prophesies set before you." I Timothy 1:18)
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To: RoosterRedux

It’s a long screw that passes through the center of the earth. The head of the screw is in China.


8 posted on 02/12/2021 6:49:10 AM PST by ClearCase_guy ("I see you did something -- why you so racist?")
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To: EEGator
It actually looks more like this to me:


9 posted on 02/12/2021 6:49:34 AM PST by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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To: cuban leaf

Yup, soft serve ice cream. The tower just needs a waffle pattern base. DQ or dog poop, take your pick.


10 posted on 02/12/2021 6:54:03 AM PST by NewHampshireDuo
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I gotta say I really like the long downhill garden path.


11 posted on 02/12/2021 6:54:34 AM PST by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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To: EEGator

They pay really well in the main office. I have close relatives working in the main office in Seattle. They start at $200K+.


12 posted on 02/12/2021 6:59:27 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: cuban leaf
You can’t polish a turd

Actually, the Myth Busters proved that you can.

13 posted on 02/12/2021 6:59:57 AM PST by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: cuban leaf

Best interpretation so far, and subtle.


14 posted on 02/12/2021 7:00:54 AM PST by Little Pig
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To: cuban leaf

I do prefer ice cream to poop.


15 posted on 02/12/2021 7:00:57 AM PST by EEGator
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To: Sicon

Sure, but it ruins the joke. :)

I’m gonna have to look up that episode, BTW.


16 posted on 02/12/2021 7:01:20 AM PST by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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To: tired&retired

I believe that, but what percentage of the workforce is that?
Especially if you factor in subcontractors.
If you have a Masters in Data Science, you can make some good coin.


17 posted on 02/12/2021 7:02:13 AM PST by EEGator
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“To be fair, if you work there you will be treated like shit.”

Amazon management gets paid very well. It is the warehouse workers and drivers who are treated as expendibles and they make up 90% of the workforce.


18 posted on 02/12/2021 7:03:53 AM PST by setter
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To: EEGator
I do prefer ice cream to poop.

Obviously, you must be "deprogrammed" to be acceptable in the New World Order.

19 posted on 02/12/2021 7:05:41 AM PST by DeFault User
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To: EEGator

“I do prefer ice cream to poop.”

But if you had to pick which one you could never have again, which would you choose?


20 posted on 02/12/2021 7:05:55 AM PST by OHelix ( )
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