Posted on 02/09/2021 1:21:07 PM PST by sodpoodle
On the other hand:
Q: What type of food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?
A: Wedding cake
Always be polite to the wife who makes your sandwich...especially if there’s a life insurance policy.
Love ya Sod...
There’s always Subway.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
I like these threads. It gives everyone a break from the other, more serious, threads. Kind of like reading the old Readers Digest booklets.
There’s Subway.
And there’s Sodway.
:-)
You had better check the landing gear on that airplane..... it might be mislabeled.......
Here in NJ, it's called a sang-witch.
Hmmm
If I had no one would have responded.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.
Those are great!
Q. Why is it so difficult for men to make eye contact with women?
A. Boobs don’t have eyes.
Thread title reminded me of a great old movie with Perter O;Toole, “My favorite year”
O’Toole as a drunk need to take a leak, goes into the women’s head. While draining, some old harridan comes and screeches: “This is for women only”
O’Toole replies: “So is this madam, but occasionally I must run some water through it”
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with “A man once told me ...”
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