He could turn ‘Cherokee’ into a ballad. Just can’t stand his voice. The ‘Velvet Fog’.
I won't try to persuade you, but I challenge everyone else here to look at this and not smile...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9VpCLyxLfU
And if you are a fan of Steely Dan, consider this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NjwcsHbcDE