I won't try to persuade you, but I challenge everyone else here to look at this and not smile...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9VpCLyxLfU
And if you are a fan of Steely Dan, consider this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NjwcsHbcDE
How about this:
And 'The Goodbye Look' is from Donald Fagen's solo album 'The Nightfly'. One of my favourites.
Thanks for those.