[a fool in paradise]

“STOP EATING MY FAMILY!”

[Alas Babylon!]

Quick! Get Popeye and Olive Oil an email address!

[Signalman]

I wonder how much these scientists get paid to come up with such earth-shaking stuff as this.

[gimme1ibertee]

And, if that doesn’t work, you can always get a treadmill shrimp to run it right over to you...

[mewzilla]

So what?

Deep State’s got a POTATUS sitting in the Oval Office.

[ClearCase_guy]

Finally some good news!

[z3n]

Absurdly misleading headline.

The spinach becomes a biological equivalent to a thermostat or sensor, and other technology is interpreting and relaying the data/telemetry.

[nevergore]

Let me know when they teach broccoli to text.....

[bramps]

I knows beans are capable of clearing out an entire room.

[CIB-173RDABN]

Soon the Democrats will register plants to vote (and they will all vote Democrats, even the ones that find themselves on the dinner menu) /h (”h” is for humor)

[Noumenon]

Unremarkable. We have a recently installed potted plant in the Oval Office doing the same thing.

[windsorknot]

Spinach says, “Trust the plan.”

[tet68]

Ask any vegetable...and the chances are good...
that the vegetable will respond to you....

[Boogieman]

But we already have vegetables that can send emails. They’re called “tumblr feminists”.

[EinNYC]

Of course, the spinach is using a CELL phone...

[W.]

I can imagine spinach sounding like Mr. Bill: “Oh, Noooo!”

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, consumption of some vegetables will cause me to send air mail.

[Charles Henrickson]

Scientists create spinach that can send emails

This is a headline I never thought I would see. In fact, in the entire history of words, I don't think these words have ever been placed in this order before.

[DoodleDawg]

If they got spinach to Tweet and post on Facebook how would we know?

[Bob434]

They stole my concept! Pigeons eat the encoded spinach, fly to a destination, and poop the encoded spinach on the ground for the recipient to decipher. Whats not to like?