AOC Claims Two Men In MAGA Hats Threw Economics Textbooks At Her

The Babylon Bee ^ | 02/02/21 | The Babylon Bee

[Pining_4_TX]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In recounting her terrifying experience in the Capitol when America's sacred and holy democracy was assaulted by Lin Wood's Twitter followers, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed that the attack was much more horrible and terrifying than anyone originally thought.

"At one point, two scary men in MAGA hats, like, literally threw copies of Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell, literally right at me," said AOC. "They said: 'Read this! Read this please!' in their very scary man voices. I thought at that moment I was going to die. I'm lucky to still be standing before you today."

[plain talk]

I am not sure which is more funny — the posted story or the FReepers that believe it is true. They are killing me. LOL

[imardmd1]

Hope she read Sowell’s economics book to help straighten her crooked socialistic fantasy.

[Enterprise]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she's a survivor of sexual assault while describing trauma of Capitol insurrection

[gitmo]

That is hilarious.

[jetson]

Should have just stuck to pole dancing.

[Toespi]

Do you suppose AOC could be thinking she was sexually assaulted by the Capitol erection?

[HereInTheHeartland]

“I have never heard such a load of crap in all my life“

You didn’t see the source did you?

[Vermont Lt]

I don’t care how she got the books. I want to know if she read them.

[Enterprise]

"Do you suppose AOC could be thinking she was sexually assaulted by the Capitol erection?"

Was Clinton in town?

[LizzieD]

So she was also textually assaulted?

[Huskrrrr]

I’ve got a great idea for a dunk tank.

[LottieDah]

Were they the same two men who attacked Jussie Smollett?

[Rurudyne]

You know, on one sense it’s good she got elected as she will be unable to hide that she is completely cray cray from any man who might have ... awww who am I kidding. A guy whose dick is compromised will still be blind even after she keys his car.

[Rurudyne]

The Left is so crazy it must be hard to do satire.

[bigbob]

False story, she doesn’t know what a textbook is.

[Mark17]

*When you think it’s satire, but you see it’s AOC so you have to double-check

Yes, it’s the Bee, but with AOC, you never know. I wonder where Jussie Smollet was at the time? 😁🤗

[Vendome]

Just proves she hates black men...

[Vendome]

Charlotte’s Web is beyond her literacy

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

AOC was actually very safe from the Sowell book because she can’t read (sane, literate, books on economics or much else either). /sarc. I don’t think so!!!

[headsonpikes]

Besides, she’s probably terrified of spiders - the shock may trigger her PTSD.