Posted on 01/29/2021 5:07:28 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
The border fencing around the Capitol is becoming permanent, and former president Trump has taken advantage of the opportunity by taking a photo op of himself crying at the border wall.
Trump took the heartfelt photos as he wept uncontrollably near the fence separating Americans from their representatives.
"Look at this horrible, racist wall! Sad! Not good!" Trump said as he wept near the fence. "No more congressmen in cages! Racism! Systemic oppression! The worst, maybe ever!"
Trump then took a deep breath and began screaming at the sky: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Pictures from another angle quickly surfaced, however, and it was revealed that Trump was actually taking the picture in front of a green screen at his Mar-a-Lago resort.
The white suit was a nice touch.
Actually missed that this was the Bee.
LOVE IT!
Trump should build a big beautiful visitors center down on the border next to the wall. Sell MAGA gear, have a life-size statue of Trump people can take photos next to, gun shop and pistol range, etc. Winner!
Took me 3 lines before I thought to look.
Dagnabit.
I’m surprised to see he toured Fort Capitol.
Couldn't remember what AOC was wearing when she faked her crying photo at the border, so I checked, and she was all in white.
They almost had me.
Unfortunately Pelosi and Schumer have just declared that, what for 2 centuries was called “The People’s House,” is now, “The Democrapt Political Bosses House.” And no peasants need to seek to enter it.
I wish our GOP reps had some spine and ridiculed the the Dems with some political satire.
Classic
That would be wonderful, especially considering how humor challenged the left is.
They have absolutely NO sense of humor at all, nor do they get tongue in cheek.
Babylon Bee... more entertaining than the fish wrap called the Tampa Bay Times, which makes the New York Times seem Conservative .. 😀
Wait a minute! Congressmen should be in cages.
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