Now that you mention it:
He's already got that "laying on of hands" thing down pat.
Posted on 01/25/2021 8:29:01 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda
Joe Biden Wins Nobel Prize For His Incredible First Day As President
SWEDEN—According to sources in the media, President Biden had an incredible first day in office. After signing executive orders to end racism, global warming, and Republican domestic terrorism, the Norwegian Nobel Committee agreed that this was possibly the best first day in office of any president in history. To recognize this groundbreaking achievement, Biden will be awarded the Nobel Prize in all 6 categories:
Physics - For miraculously causing the sea levels to lower by signing the Paris Climate Accord Chemistry - For his incredible chemistry with the American people Medicine - For administering life-saving vaccines to millions of people after Trump selfishly hoarded them in his basement Literature - For writing some of the most compelling speeches and most beautiful tweets ever written Peace - For ensuring a peaceful transfer of power with 30,000 National Guard troops Economic Sciences - For raising the minimum wage-- something no one has ever tried before
"This is astounding. It feels so good to finally have a competent president again," said White House Correspondent Jim Acosta with a tear in his eye.
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Well, I still awakened to a loud chuckle! (Note my tag line).
Now that you mention it:
He's already got that "laying on of hands" thing down pat.
Thread winnah!
He’s making peace with China and Iran by giving them everything they want. Trump was too dumb to even think of that. Of course Biden deserves the Nobel Peace Prize! /s
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