[Pining_4_TX]

Looks like they have a strong case against him.

Feel free to add your own bad puns.

[Jonty30]

The plan to fly bodyparts might have worked in the past, but when they x-ray all packages.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I hate when that happens.

[a fool in paradise]

A cadaver isn’t necessarily a case of murder.

Any reason they didn’t call it a corpse in this preview/snipe?

[Spirit of Liberty]

Hope nothing was in the carry-on bag.

[HighSierra5]

I wonder if the airfare cost an arm and a leg.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

That’s some website

[SuperLuminal]

Maybe they need to investigate airport baggage handlers...

[dynachrome]

From the next story on the site, starring Florida Woman:

“After two months, when Michelle Haney hadn’t returned to get the trash container, the neighbor decided to open the container and found the badly decomposed body of Jon Leonard.”

I can’t even imagine opening up that trash bin.

[gundog]

Ping

[Rurudyne]

The guy running the X-ray machine possibly thought Rod Sterling was gonna step around the corner at any moment.

[BigEdLB]

Best of both worlds- dead ... can vote and gets a discount because he is checked baggage....

[DannyTN]

[oust the louse]

It’s an open and shut case. They’ll zip this up in a jiffy. Sam Sonite is the key to unlocking the clues.

[Billthedrill]

Carrion luggage ping.