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This Japanese Sports Car Is So Ugly, It Almost Looks Good
Hotcars ^ | 1/14 | Ben Kirk

Posted on 01/14/2021 1:43:13 PM PST by nickcarraway

Six years after it left production, the Orochi is starting to make an unexpected comeback.

The phrase "everyone's a critic " has never been more apt than in the year 2021. It's as if society roll plays every single day as Danny DeVito in the episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia where he wears a ridiculous turtle-neck and wig and pretends to be a preposterously snobbish art critic.

The Mistuoka Orochi is a car that's been absolutely beaten to a bloody pulp in forums and message boards across the internet and even on this very website. Some call it ugly, others call for them all to be crushed. That said, six years after it left production, the Orochi is starting to make an unexpected comeback. Could it be a new post-ironic generation gassing it up as the go-to car for the proud weirdo? Or maybe something more complicated than that? Either way, the fact this car is still talked about today means it at least made an impact, as polarizing as it was.

Mitsuoka is one of those Japanese brands that never bothered trying to sell cars overseas. That said, they never intended to. Mitsuoka makes cars for people with unconventional tastes in style, for the person who says "no" emphatically when given status quo choices from other sports car makers. This philosophy is the genesis of the Orochi, and there's a lot more to that story to boot.

It's not uncommon to take an existing sports car, give it a fresh change of clothes and slap a different badge on the front grille. Thankfully, the Orochi is derived from one of the all-time Japanese sports car greats. The Orochi, which is named for a mythical Japanese dragon. debuted as a concept at the 2001 Tokyo Motor Show with the same internals as the iconic Honda NSX. The response wasn't as ghastly as other "ugly" cars like the Pontiac Aztek, but to say it was polarizing was an understatement for the record books.

Interestingly, thoughts on the Orochi were largely divided down national lines. Japanese journalists applauded the car's bold and unorthodox styling. Conversely, western magazines like Jalopnik lauded the Orochi as "The Worlds Ugliest Car". Of course, that decision is always in the eyes of the beholder. And we think Jeremy Clarkson's quote sighting an old European artist Francis Bacon in his Alfa 8C review on Top Gear is fitting here. " There is no beauty that hath not some strangeness in its proportions." Bacon didn't know it, but centuries ago, he came up with the perfect metaphor to describe this quirky Japanese sports car.


TOPICS: Hobbies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: copyrightviolation; japan; sportscar
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To: albie

I’ve seen worse done to a car, especially by some street racers. I sure wish, I wish I could get my hands on another Nissan Skyline though. I still miss that car.


21 posted on 01/14/2021 1:53:56 PM PST by voicereason (The RNC is like the "one-night stand" you wish you could forget.)
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To: cdcdawg
Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer, he’s a demon on wheels ...

Hey, the Mach 5 is STILL a great looking car.
22 posted on 01/14/2021 1:54:04 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: nickcarraway

Speed Racer.


23 posted on 01/14/2021 1:54:35 PM PST by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor: Dominion delenda est.)
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To: nickcarraway

Get rid of the graphics, paint it cobalt blue and I’d drive it.


24 posted on 01/14/2021 1:54:39 PM PST by Rebelbase (COVID misanthrope)
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Has a Toyota V6. Meanwhile, it looks like it ought to have twice as many cylinders at least.


25 posted on 01/14/2021 1:55:18 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: dfwgator

26 posted on 01/14/2021 1:55:32 PM PST by V_TWIN (Where's Hunter???)
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To: rfp1234

Mach Go Go Go?


27 posted on 01/14/2021 1:56:21 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: Rebelbase

I’ll take it for 5$ dollars, with or without paint. That’s my final offer.


28 posted on 01/14/2021 1:57:43 PM PST by Bayard
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To: MissEdie

That was sarcasm ;)


29 posted on 01/14/2021 2:00:10 PM PST by Rennes Templar (Heaven has a wall and gates. Hell has open borders.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

So is the Shooting Star! Actually, in all honesty, the #9 is kinda ugly, even if the Mysterious Racer X (actually Speed’s brother, Rex) is a cool character.


30 posted on 01/14/2021 2:02:50 PM PST by cdcdawg (Turn off Fox News! You can do it!)
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To: Rennes Templar
Not worth even a look it it’s not electric a coal powered car.

Reality101: There is no "electric" car - the electricity source comes from somewhere else.

31 posted on 01/14/2021 2:04:25 PM PST by newfreep (The Communist/DNC VOTER FRAUD is Trump's ONLY opponent in 2020 election.)
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To: nickcarraway
It reminds me of the Star Trek episode with the two guys finding themselves together on the Enterprise with half white/half black faces.

That was quite the allegorical episode of what the Democrat Party is trying to do to this country now. It didn't take sides, it just shows the endgame of all that racial hustling bull$#*+!

32 posted on 01/14/2021 2:06:14 PM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: nickcarraway

I love it. I am a Nissan 300ZX gal! (1985)


33 posted on 01/14/2021 2:07:36 PM PST by NeverTyranny
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To: nickcarraway
Kinda looks like it's sticking it's tongue out!!
34 posted on 01/14/2021 2:08:01 PM PST by ontap
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To: V_TWIN

I’ll take the Family Truckster! The Orochi cannot take the tribe across the country.


35 posted on 01/14/2021 2:08:41 PM PST by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s that Cartoon Car


36 posted on 01/14/2021 2:08:59 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: nickcarraway

It looks like a bug.


37 posted on 01/14/2021 2:09:33 PM PST by Viking2002 (The revolution won't need to be televised. It'll be on your doorstep.)
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To: nickcarraway

I like the styling, but the paint job sucks.


38 posted on 01/14/2021 2:13:59 PM PST by libertylover (Remember: Democrats hated Lincoln and Deep State hated Jesus too.)
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To: Captainpaintball

“The paintjob does it no favors.”

Oooooooh, I know! Do red and green, like boat lights!


39 posted on 01/14/2021 2:15:38 PM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: dfwgator
You think you hate it now, wait until you drive it.

You think you hate it now, Wait until you have to pay for it!

40 posted on 01/14/2021 2:15:46 PM PST by libertylover (Remember: Democrats hated Lincoln and Deep State hated Jesus too.)
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