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Biden Unveils Skin Color Chart To Determine Who Gets Federal Aid
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/12/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/14/2021 12:43:56 PM PST by BipolarBob

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To: BipolarBob

Pretty sure my skin color isn’t on the list!!


21 posted on 01/14/2021 1:44:02 PM PST by ontap
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To: Paco
I know what you mean....the story although parody is totally believable!!!
22 posted on 01/14/2021 1:46:02 PM PST by ontap
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To: butlerweave

Except basketball!!!


23 posted on 01/14/2021 1:46:44 PM PST by ontap
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To: TChad

That’s a sef-wurff esimator.


24 posted on 01/14/2021 1:47:19 PM PST by Mashood
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To: ontap

I’m kinda ecru.
Ask Sherwin Williams!


25 posted on 01/14/2021 1:47:49 PM PST by Palio di Siena
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To: BipolarBob

Biden is providing color charts to all federal funding agencies to make
sure superior all-white males with melanin deficiencies dont cut in line.

However, Biden’s tolerance and compassion got the better of him.

He announced SOME white males could qualify for federal funds
only IF they have pre-pubescent little girls willing to come to the Oval Office after-hours
(when Dr Jill is busy seeing patients).


26 posted on 01/14/2021 1:56:39 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: BipolarBob

That one almost had me.


27 posted on 01/14/2021 2:01:12 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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To: butlerweave

If you visit the Holocaust Museum in DC you can see the machines used to measure cranial size.

That and a blood test should get it done....

;-)


28 posted on 01/14/2021 2:03:10 PM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it.)
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To: butlerweave

If you visit the Holocaust Museum in DC you can see the machines used to measure cranial size.

That and a blood test should get it done....

;-)


29 posted on 01/14/2021 2:03:10 PM PST by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it.)
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To: BipolarBob

I hate whoever writes the Babylon Bee articles.

That was so stupid and I almost fell for it...

LOL


30 posted on 01/14/2021 2:16:01 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: BipolarBob

I am going to the tanning salon...


31 posted on 01/14/2021 2:31:11 PM PST by AndyTheBear
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To: AndyTheBear

It may pay for itself.


32 posted on 01/14/2021 4:29:31 PM PST by BipolarBob (USA - Born July 4, 1776. Died Jan. 20, 2021 in the Year of our Covid.)
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