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Congress Upset As They're The Only Criminals Allowed In The Capitol
The Babylon Bee ^ | January 8, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/12/2021 6:32:52 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congresspeople from both parties condemned the attack on the Capitol that occurred Wednesday, pointing out that they're the only criminals allowed in the building.

Capitol police removed the unauthorized criminals from the Capitol Building, allowing the officially voted-in criminals to resume operations.

"We would like to remind Americans that we are the only looters allowed in here," said Nancy Pelosi after order was restored to the House. "Remember, you must show your official congressperson identification to prove you're an approved looter to get in here. Unauthorized looters will be removed from Capitol grounds."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; congress; criminals; nancypelosi; neocons; protest; riot

1 posted on 01/12/2021 6:32:52 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; ...

Only authorized criminals are allowed in the Capitol!

DANG!


2 posted on 01/12/2021 6:33:55 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Spot on

Only i’d call them all domestic terrorists


3 posted on 01/12/2021 6:34:42 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

That too!


4 posted on 01/12/2021 6:36:33 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Heavens, these guys are on their game. Superb!


5 posted on 01/12/2021 6:39:36 PM PST by romanesq (TRUSTY THE PLAN! So ChiCom Joe is the Plan? Que magnificent! /s 👹.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Like I’ve been saying, the 117th Congress, is the most corrupt Congress in the history of the United States of America.


6 posted on 01/12/2021 7:10:55 PM PST by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

New title

Congress upset because they think that only domestic terrorists, themselves of course, are allowed on capital grounds


7 posted on 01/12/2021 9:39:16 PM PST by Bob434
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bingo.It maybe the Babylon Bee but it hits the target.Even making fun out of the Congressional Criminals.


8 posted on 01/12/2021 9:41:53 PM PST by puppypusher (The world is going to the dogs.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Babylonbee, the only voice of truth in this country.


9 posted on 01/12/2021 9:56:25 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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