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1 posted on 01/08/2021 12:24:08 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Does anybody really care?


2 posted on 01/08/2021 12:24:46 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

They need to know when happy hour is.


3 posted on 01/08/2021 12:25:07 PM PST by Flick Lives
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Yeah, but they can’t judge distance. Ever see one try toss a free throw?


5 posted on 01/08/2021 12:26:52 PM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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Yes, but can they chew gum and whistle Dixie at the same time? That is the important question.

Seriously though, Cool article


7 posted on 01/08/2021 12:28:32 PM PST by Bob434
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which is more than many D congress-critters can do


8 posted on 01/08/2021 12:29:10 PM PST by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, they are excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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Bacteria may, but millennials need a digital clock to do that.


10 posted on 01/08/2021 12:30:40 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading - T Jefferson)
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So bacteria is is a cognizant entity?


13 posted on 01/08/2021 12:41:06 PM PST by SkyDancer
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That’s why they have tiny little watches.


14 posted on 01/08/2021 12:45:06 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Of course they can. They know precisely since I had my last cold, that I’m overdue for one, and then they amass for the attack.


17 posted on 01/08/2021 12:53:14 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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how do they celebrate New Year?


20 posted on 01/08/2021 1:15:13 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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“Bacteria can tell the time”

So can my dogs AND my cat. To the minute when it’s supper time.


21 posted on 01/08/2021 1:29:14 PM PST by moovova
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I believe they can. Every day about 4:00 my bacteria tells me it’s time for a shot of Jim Beam.


24 posted on 01/08/2021 2:16:11 PM PST by antidemoncrat
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