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To: Red Badger

Yeah, but isn’t it their farts that matter?


2 posted on 01/04/2021 8:47:58 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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To: Terry L Smith

Yes, but, first things first......................


3 posted on 01/04/2021 8:48:39 AM PST by Red Badger (TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
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To: Terry L Smith

I thought is was the other end as well.


4 posted on 01/04/2021 8:49:39 AM PST by Ingtar
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To: Terry L Smith

My first thought too. Ever smelled cow breath? Ever smelled cow farts?


8 posted on 01/04/2021 8:52:06 AM PST by amihow ( nded with all the necessity )
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To: Terry L Smith
Yeah, but I already fixed that problem.


10 posted on 01/04/2021 8:53:08 AM PST by dangus
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To: Terry L Smith

It’s called a “dutch oven”.


19 posted on 01/04/2021 9:13:47 AM PST by glorgau
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To: Terry L Smith

The party has a plan for that. They will soon capture the cow farts with a but mask, and route the farts right back around to the cows nose for re-breathing. The SEALS already have it for bubble free scuba.

No lie.


20 posted on 01/04/2021 9:15:07 AM PST by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. .... )
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To: Terry L Smith

Yeah, but isn’t it their farts that matter?


Proof that government grants combined with frulent research produce results that stink.


23 posted on 01/04/2021 9:19:10 AM PST by old curmudgeon (There is no situation so terrible, so disgraceful, that the federal government can not make worse)
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To: Terry L Smith

Need some sent to d.c. stat! 😷💩


24 posted on 01/04/2021 9:20:58 AM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: Terry L Smith; Red Badger

That is what I thought, methane comes out of a cow’s rear end after the grass is processed via the stomachs and intestines, not from its lungs via its nose.


28 posted on 01/04/2021 9:24:09 AM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: Terry L Smith

Now, while it is true that cows do eructate (belch) a certain small amount of methane gas, the far greater amount is expelled by flatus. From the other end.

All assertions to the contrary, neither methane nor carbon dioxide have any measurable effect on either global warming or cooling. This is a modern mythology built into the current humanistic secularism that styles itself as the religion of the “smartest people around”. They claim to have “science” on their side, but few if any have ever actually STUDIED any of the physical sciences, and those that have, probably flunked the courses anyway.


35 posted on 01/04/2021 9:44:19 AM PST by alloysteel (No night is so dark, that it cannot fall into an absolute blackness. But hope springs eternal.)
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To: Terry L Smith

“Well, we fixed your sense of smell... Now let’s start working on the hearing.”


38 posted on 01/04/2021 10:20:50 AM PST by Fido969 (,i.)
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