I have have to separate the bottles of Ouzo and Raki in my liquor cabinet. War between the two was causing too much collateral damage in the SE portion of the cabinet. Tanqueray and Stoli were about to intervene causing total destruction.
My FRiend, that is one of the most clever posts ever. Bravo!
When I was in the USN, we were told about the dangers of Ouzo and to be careful drinking it before we went on a port call to Greece which ended up being cancelled.
But it must have gotten into the heads of many sailors that Ouzo should be checked out, and next port we went into (Barcelona, I think) resulted in a larger stream of heavily intoxicated sailors than I had ever seen before!