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To: Viking2002

I was an adult before I saw someone ELSE light their darts.

I really thought it was just an urban legend.


21 posted on 01/01/2021 11:12:14 PM PST by Kevmo (I'm in a slow motion Red Dawn reality TV show. The tree of liberty is thirsty.)
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To: Kevmo

My buddy set his carpet AND his jeans on fire when he was 17. If he’d have burned his ass off, I still would have laughed. LOL!


22 posted on 01/01/2021 11:26:03 PM PST by Viking2002 (When aliens fly past Earth, they probably lock their doors.)
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To: Kevmo; Viking2002
> I was an adult before I saw someone ELSE light their darts farts.

Fixed it for ya. It's very important when lighting farts to either drop trou, or be wearing very light/permeable shorts. Otherwise some or all of the fart gas gets trapped in the pants, and when lit, can catch the pants themselves on fire, and/or burn one's posterior.

I learned that by watching someone make the mistake, as a teenager. For some reason, I've never successfully ignited my own farts. Must be my diet.

23 posted on 01/01/2021 11:30:12 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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