Posted on 12/31/2020 5:38:08 PM PST by dynachrome
January, 2021
Faced by a mounting crisis in Canada brought about by forgetting to pay the electric bill, Canadian armed forces launch an invasion of Detroit to check for spare change in the couches. The 82nd Airborne is dispatched and quickly prevents invasion of the desirable parts of Michigan. The Canadian Army quickly surrenders, but insists on adding an extra “u” in words like labor, honor, and Wednesday. Within 72 hours the Treaty of Fargo is signed, whereby Canada is punished by being prohibited from withdrawing from Detroit, and also forced to take the Jacksonville Jaguars® and Amy Schumer.
German leader Angela Merkel is quick to condemn the United States, saying, “In the annals of humanity there has never been a bigger war crime than forcing the decent citizens of Canada to take a sub-par NFL® team. Never. You’ll just have to trust me on this.”
Angela Merkel arrives in Paris: “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” Merkel replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”
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Bearing on my beloved jaguars a. Only we get to beat on our lousy f**king football team
You owe me a new keyboard!
I love absurdist fantasy literature.
Same here.
Angela Merkel arrives in Paris: “Nationality?” asks the immigration officer. “German,” Merkel replies. “Occupation?” “No, just here for a few days.”
OK, THAT’s pretty darned funny. Too bad it won’t work translated into German.
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