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To: BenLurkin

Just wait until the Solar Orbiter flies into Uranus.

If it takes pictures, it will save you money on a colonoscopy.

YES there always has to be one immature buffoon who can’t resist making a 3rd grade joke every time a planet is mentioned. A real jackass.

And I’m just the guy for the job!!


2 posted on 12/27/2020 8:33:08 PM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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10 posted on 12/27/2020 9:18:07 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: dp0622

Lol!


16 posted on 12/27/2020 9:28:08 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
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To: dp0622
Thanks for reminding me that I'm overdue for my colonoscopy and a visit to my oncologist. I'm still paying for that upper GI scoping they did last June. They said they could do both at once, and in retrospect I should have let them (I was completely knocked out, after all), but the idea of having scopes shoved down my throat and up my tuchis at the same time didn't appeal to me at that particular momnet. Besides, I hate that stuff they make you drink the night before your up-yer-ass-o-scopy. I end up sitting in the bathroom for the last four hours with a stack of Bassmaster and Guns & Ammo mags I've already read twice.
17 posted on 12/27/2020 9:40:41 PM PST by Viking2002 (When aliens fly past Earth, they probably lock their doors.)
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To: dp0622

I wonder if it will find dark matter in there.


21 posted on 12/28/2020 2:05:12 AM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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