God dang Autoerect!
Autocorrect - sometimes your fiend, sometimes your enema.
Is this from ten years ago?
Got through the first three... done.
Thanks, great way to start the morning.
I’ve never bought a slut at Walmart.
Anyone know what section they are in?
Yeah - I had “underserved” change to “undersexed” in an email - trouble was, it also fit...
Heh, depending on auto-correct can be risky in another way, when you expect it to flag you but it doesn’t...
At work, I am semi-terrified I am going to send out an email regarding a contentious situation with a non-spell corrected error.
For some reason, because I end every email with “Regards”, one of the most common errors is that my fingers type “Retards”.
I don’t think I have sent one with that yet, but...I always seem to catch it with my finger hovering over the “send” button.
Auto correct on my old Windows phone was near perfect. It worked like Word. It underlined misspelled words and grammatical errors. It wouldn’t change things unless you selected it. The word suggestion bar was so good that you could have entire real conversations and rarely have to type words. My new Android phone us horrible.
Man goes on weekend getaway with old college buddies...
To Wife: Hi Hon, having a wonderful time, wish you were her.. seeya soon.
Bookmarked
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Charlie. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn autocorrect. I meant ‘WiFi’ not ‘wife’.”
Reminds me of when I accidentally signed a marketing email as “Best retards,” rather than “Best regards,”. Luckily, I spotted it before hitting Send.
Whoever used to run the physical (letters in the USPS) graduated to the Internet (email & hacking) many, many moons ago. One time I received an email stating that the Grand PoohBah of Nigeria had passed away, and left me a small fortune. All I had to do was ‘share’ my bank account and password. I decided to have some fun.
I composed a short but concise message that the author of the message needed to send me, via FedEx, $5,000 in gold. Once the gold arrived, and was verified to be real, I explained, I would know that I could trust them.
I received this reply:
‘I know understand you.’
I replied back ‘No kidding Dick Tracy.’
Turned autocorrect off over a year ago. Nearly sent a badly “corrected” text to my pastor. 😧
Turned it off right then.