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John Cornyn's Christmas Eve brisket confuses the internet
Austin American Statesman ^ | 12/25/2020 | Eric Webb

Posted on 12/25/2020 6:00:07 PM PST by marcusmaximus

Well, it definitely appears to be meat of some sort.

U.S. Sen. John Cornyn of Texas on Thursday tweeted a photo of his family's holiday meal with the caption, "Brisket family tradition."

As Cornyn is the senior senator from Texas, it's no surprise that the tweet set off a big reaction. Brisket's big business in this state, and the meat seen in Cornyn's photo looks a far cry from the kind you'd find in the pit at spots like Franklin and Snow's.

For one thing, Cornyn's looks pretty dry. For another, the red stuff on the top — barbecue sauce, you'd imagine — has a color and texture that looks like spaghetti sauce left out too long.

(Excerpt) Read more at statesman.com ...


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KEYWORDS: brisketgate; cornyn; cuckconservative; rino; texas
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To: Jamestown1630
I don’t know anything about brisket; but I know that food is very difficult to photograph. There are stylists and photographers who specialize in it, and most professional photos of food that you see are highly doctored to make them come out looking anything like the real thing.

Very true. Years ago, back in the 1970s, I worked in graphic arts and I remember shooting photos of hamburgers for a large chain. The photos were used in ads, and the burgers were sprayed with clear lacquer to make them shine and hold up under hot photo lamps. Later the photos underwent heavy airbrushing (decades before Photoshop) to add highlights and cleanup the background.

21 posted on 12/25/2020 6:22:15 PM PST by Inyo-Mono
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To: Texas Eagle
Kind of a small serving.

Exactly. A dead giveaway that Cornyn isn't from Texas.
22 posted on 12/25/2020 6:23:33 PM PST by marcusmaximus
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To: marcusmaximus

I smoke various kinds of meat. I have smoked brisket. That looks nothing like what I done, or have ever gotten at a bar-b-que place. Yuck is right.


23 posted on 12/25/2020 6:23:45 PM PST by dwg2
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To: marcusmaximus

Ain’t got no bark


24 posted on 12/25/2020 6:24:01 PM PST by logitech
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To: logitech

No bark, but plenty of congealed spaghetti sauce.


25 posted on 12/25/2020 6:24:56 PM PST by marcusmaximus
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To: Jamestown1630

No its not. Take it from a former Texas brisket cooker, that sh!t looks more like prime rib then it does brisket. You can see the edges where its cooked. Just goes to show Cornyn isn’t a real republican or Texan for that matter!


26 posted on 12/25/2020 6:26:36 PM PST by The MAGA-Deplorian (It is the Trump way! It is the only way!)
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27 posted on 12/25/2020 6:27:02 PM PST by Rightwing Conspiratr1
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To: The MAGA-Deplorian

Maybe that is just the RINO versus of Brisket.


28 posted on 12/25/2020 6:27:24 PM PST by RummyChick (I BLAME KUSHNER)
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To: mabarker1

Could be BBQ beef ribs.


29 posted on 12/25/2020 6:27:35 PM PST by libstripper (juired in )
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To: marcusmaximus

That’s just wrong.


30 posted on 12/25/2020 6:31:17 PM PST by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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To: marcusmaximus

I don’t care what I eat.


31 posted on 12/25/2020 6:32:38 PM PST by sasquatch
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To: libstripper
This is a real Texas BBQ beef rib.


32 posted on 12/25/2020 6:35:19 PM PST by marcusmaximus
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To: marcusmaximus
Dat be ribs..

Here be Brisket.


33 posted on 12/25/2020 6:39:38 PM PST by deport
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To: marcusmaximus

‘pork’
...Cornyn knows pork


34 posted on 12/25/2020 6:45:44 PM PST by mosley
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35 posted on 12/25/2020 6:46:51 PM PST by deport
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To: marcusmaximus

Must be DC Swamp style —posers.


36 posted on 12/25/2020 6:47:32 PM PST by tflabo (Truth or tyranny )
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To: marcusmaximus

When I was growing up, my mother used to make us “pizza” by toasting English muffins and topping them with tomato sauce out of a can and a slice of American cheese.


37 posted on 12/25/2020 6:52:12 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: RummyChick
lol...up here in Swamp Yankee country we call that mystery meat pas-getti....
38 posted on 12/25/2020 6:54:36 PM PST by M-cubed (The MSM is now the 4th Branch of Government.....)
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To: SamAdams76

Talk about child abuse!


39 posted on 12/25/2020 6:57:56 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: mosley

dang..why did it take so long for someone to come up with that...because yeah...that is perfect.

That GOP poser loves pork.


40 posted on 12/25/2020 6:59:24 PM PST by RummyChick (I BLAME KUSHNER)
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