Michelle does all the hard work as she and buff-looking Barack enjoy Xmas kayak trip in Hawaii (quarantine?)

Daily Mail ^ | 12-23-20 | Jennifer Smith

[Joe 6-pack]

"Where’s a Great White when you need one???"

For the love of G-d and all that is holy, I pray not! A photo of a shark even near the kayak and we'll all hear nothing but stories about Barak vs. Nature, and how he is the most rugged outdoorsman-president since Teddy Roosevelt.

We would all be better served by Jimmy Carter's killer rabbit and images of Barak recoiling in terror.

[Lizavetta]

She looks like Flip Wilson in that pic.

Must be a drag when you want to look like Halle Berry but actually look like Shirley Hemphill from "What's Happening."

[fireman15]

Flip Wilson made a more convincing shemale.

[mcshot]

Would have to be a suicidal great white to eat that.

[ifinnegan]

What a horse face dowd.

[daler]

For the life of me, I can’t understand how these two (and so many other lefties) can withstand this kind of ongoing assault from the media re their character, appearance and policy./s

[SgtHooper]

“That’s a man, BABY!”

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Nobody chummed the waters.

[Covenantor]

"...He went shirtless, which revealed a taut physique."

British copy editor making s*** up again.

[Mr Rogers]

“His boobs are bigger than hers.”

And sagging as much, if not more. Sagging man boobs on display - yech!

[rktman]

OMG! Are you series? Posting without a PUKE! alert. Or is it now a given anytime a post about the obxxxs is put forward. That ain’t a pretty picture. Then again, brits...........

[SgtHooper]

In this pic, she looks like Nipsy Russel!

[dljordan]

” a stone’s throw from Plantation Estate, their ‘winter White House’”

Plantation Estate? Bwahahaha!

[dljordan]

“How feminine.”

Which one?

[Old Yeller]

Dayummm! That big dude in the front is ugly!

[Bonemaker]

“...and buff-looking Barack ..”

Buff? He’s got the shoulders of a poet.

[combat_boots]

Masks?

[gov_bean_ counter]

Quarantines are for the little people...

[gov_bean_ counter]

And man boobs. Maiden form size...

[gov_bean_ counter]

Should have been keeping his mouth shut...