Here is a link for Tomorrow.
From Silliness Past.
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3507568/posts
I walked into the barbershop and sat in the chair. The barber asked “What can I do for you?” I said “I’m getting old. My skin is wrinkled. The skin on my cheeks is sunken. I can’t get a good shave. Can you help?”
The barber said “Sure. Put this ball in your mouth and press it against your cheek.”
Sure enough, it stretched my skin and I got a good shave.
I asked “What happens if I accidentally swallow the ball?”
The barber said “No problem. Just do like everyone else and bring it back tomorrow.”