I walked into the barbershop and sat in the chair. The barber asked “What can I do for you?” I said “I’m getting old. My skin is wrinkled. The skin on my cheeks is sunken. I can’t get a good shave. Can you help?”
The barber said “Sure. Put this ball in your mouth and press it against your cheek.”
Sure enough, it stretched my skin and I got a good shave.
I asked “What happens if I accidentally swallow the ball?”
The barber said “No problem. Just do like everyone else and bring it back tomorrow.”
That is as bad as this.
The Difference between an Oral Thermometer and Rectal Thermometer is What?
The Taste!