Flubros and Flubras! Day 271 (a place for Flubros and Flubras)

http://www.freerepublic.com ^ | 21 December 2020 | Impimp

[impimp]

It’s just the flu, bro.

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-55388846

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/20/health/coronavirus-britain-variant.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-55384502

All of the above are fear porn about the new Coronavirus variant.

I don’t care how many variants there are. This is a virus that attacks those with weakened immune systems. Each person is responsible for their own immune system. There is NO shared responsibility among all American citizens to protect those with weak immune systems. This is NOT an existential threat to the nation like a war. If your immune system sucks then maybe you need to do what you can to protect yourself...I will not throw away the freedom and liberty that the founders of our nation fought for in order to slightly reduce the chance that your grandmother dies this year.

[bagster]

What do you mean about someone stealing kidneys??

I don't mean anything by it, since I didn't write it.

But the words are English. Tell ya what. Go pull out a dictionary and a thesaurus and you figure it out.

If that don't work. Phone a friend. Oh wait. Rent a friend first, then phone them.

Once you've ciphered the meaning of the words, hit up google and see what you can find on the subject. I hate to have to baby talk you and hold your hand through this troublesome episode, but I care about your education, Prestone. I see great potential in you.

[JonPreston]

I don't mean anything by it

So why discuss kidney theft if you mean nothing by it?

#SoundingDopey

[bagster]

What did you mean by this post, Prestone.

It seems cheesy. Please clarify. And why come out to Q?

[JonPreston]

[bagster]

Tell us more about the kidney theft.

Are you sure you can handle it?

[bagster]

I showed you mine, now you show me yours.

Tell us about your coming out party. How'd your mom take it?

[JonPreston]

I showed you mine, now you show me yours.

#QueerMuch?

[bagster]

#QueerMuch?

You tell me, Liberace.

I don't think even the most desperate 'mo would be all that into you.

So what's your number?

[bagster]

And who starts a sentence with 'welp', anyway.

What's the matter with you Prescott?

[JonPreston]

So what's your number?

And my number is Beechwood 45789, but what has this to do with your fascination with the stealing of kidneys?

[bagster]

No, no, no goofball.

What's your NUMBER?

What do you gays do?

[JonPreston]

[EEGator]

I think you’re correct.
I’m just not happy with the direction of Western society.