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To: BenLurkin
Spider, spider, in the Space
Whose atmosphere you gonna displace?

Y'all are welcome to add.

2 posted on 12/12/2020 10:09:07 AM PST by real saxophonist ("Congress Shall Make No Law..." They should have stopped right there.)
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To: real saxophonist

Spider spider up in space.
Crawling on the spaceman’s face.
Wakes him up in blinding rage.
Shoves it back in to its cage.


4 posted on 12/12/2020 10:14:45 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: real saxophonist

I tell you...there’s nothing like spiders in space to take your mind off the destruction of the Republic.


6 posted on 12/12/2020 10:18:18 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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To: real saxophonist

Daddy Long Legs, zero G-ses
Iknows he can do as he pleases
finds a Daddy Long Legs mate
gay silk-gland sex in space is great!


12 posted on 12/12/2020 10:36:30 AM PST by golux
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To: real saxophonist

Spider Spider in the sky,
Why’d you doo doo on My eye?

Spider Spider in the air,
Why’d you doo doo on my hair?

Spider Spider up in space,
Why’d you doo doo on my face?

Yes Yes, i know, I’m a poet and don’t even know that i am


22 posted on 12/12/2020 11:42:15 AM PST by Bob434
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To: real saxophonist

We spiders launched into space
Learned to deal with the place.
Don’t need gravity in our flight
Because we have all seen the light.


24 posted on 12/12/2020 11:51:27 AM PST by Bigg Red (Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
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To: real saxophonist

Spider, spider, in the Space
Whose atmosphere you gonna displace?
Did you know your web could fly
Up above the clear blue sky?

Up and down you spin your web
Not without a sense of dread
For when you land on an earthy spot
Will your life end with a misplaced swat?


38 posted on 12/12/2020 3:32:33 PM PST by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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