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Some of them seem familiar - but I forget;)
1 posted on 12/12/2020 4:16:51 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Getting old is just a state of mind...and hips, knees, back, feet, shoulders, heart liver etc.😎


2 posted on 12/12/2020 4:36:48 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: null and void; Lazamataz

An older gentleman was on the operating table

awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,

a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak

to his son.

“Yes, Dad , what is it?”

“Don’t be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember,

if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me,

your mother is going to come and

live with you and your wife....”


7 posted on 12/12/2020 5:08:46 AM PST by GOPJ (Joseph Stalin:"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything.)
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To: sodpoodle

Doc tells old guy to eat rye bread to help his erection. He goes to the store and buys three loaves. Holding one, cashier says “It’ll get hard before you eat them all.” So he grabs another three loaves.


8 posted on 12/12/2020 5:09:43 AM PST by polymuser (A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
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To: sodpoodle

No worries, with the Gates vaccine old age will be a thing of the past—for most of us.


9 posted on 12/12/2020 5:12:15 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: sodpoodle
While making movies...... acting, producing, directing at 88.....Clint has taught us:

Don't Let the OLD MAN In!

My take on his admonition is Think 90

12 posted on 12/12/2020 5:20:47 AM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) t Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, o. h, my, what a wonderful day)
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To: sodpoodle

bookmark


14 posted on 12/12/2020 6:25:12 AM PST by DFG
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To: sodpoodle

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.

“Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I’d done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you.”, obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

Now she has to go back to the end of the line start all over.

Don’t honk your horn at old people.


17 posted on 12/12/2020 9:51:43 AM PST by Ben Dover
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To: sodpoodle

saving some good ones


18 posted on 12/12/2020 4:52:39 PM PST by octex
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Hi.

You know that nobody remembers when they were born, and I’ll wager that nobody remembers when they died.

Getting old.

I go to more funerals than weddings.

I think I’ll quit going to funerals, and be late for my own.

Good night.

5.56mm


19 posted on 12/12/2020 5:12:06 PM PST by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
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