Getting old is just a state of mind...and hips, knees, back, feet, shoulders, heart liver etc.đ
An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak
to his son.
“Yes, Dad , what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember,
if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me,
your mother is going to come and
live with you and your wife....”
Doc tells old guy to eat rye bread to help his erection. He goes to the store and buys three loaves. Holding one, cashier says “It’ll get hard before you eat them all.” So he grabs another three loaves.
No worries, with the Gates vaccine old age will be a thing of the past—for most of us.
My take on his admonition is Think 90
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I was in the McDonaldâs drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
âTake the high road,â I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I’d done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you.”, obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line start all over.
Don’t honk your horn at old people.
saving some good ones
Hi.
You know that nobody remembers when they were born, and I’ll wager that nobody remembers when they died.
Getting old.
I go to more funerals than weddings.
I think I’ll quit going to funerals, and be late for my own.
Good night.
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