Elections have consequences.
I’ll stick with going to Tiajuana Flats and NOT going to new york $h!tty.
“Ben, you’re always running here and there
You feel you’re not wanted anywhere
You just want an avocado snack
De Blasio has your back
I’m sure they’d vote again
If they had a friend like Ben”
Maybe they're farming them on location as a leaner, low-fat meat source.
Been commuting to NYC for years and learned long ago to never go above 86th Street unless you absolutely had to.
I would eat that rat before I ate at a chipolte.
De Blasio and staff?
You realize in Louisiana that would end up in gumbo???
RATS! Rats!
They fought the dogs,
And killed the cats,
And bit the babies in their cradles...
Bet Chinatown is not having a problem. Free and fresh meat!
“What kinds of benefits do the employees get here?”
“Rat bites.”
“I’m sorry. Did you say rat bites?”
“Yes. The rats bite you here.”
“And you think that’s a benefit?”
“Well, it could be crocodile bites.”
I’ve never been to NYC,but I’ve always heard a lot of it is filthy. If true, no wonder Covid19 won’t stop there. Any New Yorkers want to weigh in?
Yikes.
And in the death,
As the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy
Thoroughfare,
The shutters lifted in inches in Temperance Building,
High on Poacher’s Hill.
And red, mutant, eyes gaze down on Hunger City.
No more big wheels.
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats,
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes,
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers,
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue.
Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now leg-warmers.
Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald.
Any day now,
The year of the Diamond Dogs.
“This ain’t Rock’n’Roll,
This is Genocide.”
David Bowie-Diamond Dogs
May the black plague spread rapidly!😎
Shades of David Bowie’s introduction to “Diamond Dogs” (Future Legend):
“Fleas the size of rats
sucked on rats the size of cats
And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue”
You got rats on the West Side
Bedbugs Uptown
Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don’t mind the maggots.
DaCommieo’s fault.
R-I-C
See you in the sewer, suckers
K-E-Y
Why? Because we're vermin
R-A-T!
Try about 2 jack russell Terriers.