I may be the oldest man alive if I live long enough to see the feat repeated.
Jupiter and Saturn aligned?
Again?
I remember the first one. Meh- it was ok
“There are still 24 days left in 2020, so of course there’s time for something that hasn’t occurred in nearly 800 years.”
A Democrat going to jail?
Oh Noes! the gravitational forces will play havoc with the tides...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtEsMrccVso
No No NO, this happens rather frequently, Jupiter and Saturn get together about every 30 years or so. Planetary Conjunctions, close and not so close are rather common. The best one I remember was in the mid 70s with Jupiter Venus and the Moon.
So in what direction should one look?
How about, “Jupiter and Saturn will soon appear as a “double planet” for the first time since 800 years ago”?