Posted on 12/05/2020 8:44:41 AM PST by rickmichaels
I’m trying to think of what would possess an advisor to Joe Biden to think this was the story to go with, but here we are. As was revealed previously, Biden broke his foot in what was originally described vaguely as him simply playing with his dog.
Now, the claim has morphed. Biden says he was getting out of the shower and decided to attempt to pull his dog’s tail in a playful manner. That’s when a rug came out of nowhere to trip him up, because we all break our foot when we trip over a rug, right?
(Excerpt) Read more at redstate.com ...
I’ve been through this with no fewer than 5 80-year olds in my family.
The old folk will tell you they keep the floor warm. Get them warm fuzzy slip-guard slippers.
If they ever have a home health aid come to their home for Occupational Therapy after a broken hip, the first thing they will do is toss the rugs.
My mom tripped on one in 2010. She lay on the floor for two days before someone found her (she lived in the boonies—hours from any of us kids.). I was so pissed that I tossed all of the rugs out before she came back from rehab.
NEWSFLASH: “DEMOCRAT INJURED WHILE CHASING A LITTLE TAIL”
oh what that poor dog saw. There ain’t enough dog biscuits.
Pull or lift the tail ?
There is almost nothing about this guy that does not creep me out. The image of a naked Biden is not something I wish to entertain. As a culture, we have lost all sense of maintaining any personal dignity.
This is one to go with the “hairy legs” clip...which should have been run as a nationwide political ad.
LOL!
Headline prob should read he was trying to get tail from his dog.
The senile old fool fell out of bed.
” ... there’s a big difference between being naked and nekkid. Naked is the state of being totally unclothed. Nekkid is when you’re naked and looking to, or already getting into, trouble.”
The distinction was popularized by Lewis Grizzard, as I recall.
Your comment brought some of these verses to mind in line with what you said about our culture’s loss of dignity (and loss of shame)
Isaiah 47:3
Your nakedness will be uncovered and your shame will be exposed. I will take vengeance; I will spare no one.
Jeremiah 13:22
And if you ask yourself, “Why has this happened to me?” it is because of the magnitude of your iniquity. Your skirts have been stripped off, your body exposed.
Jeremiah 13:26
So I will pull your skirts up over your face, that your shame may be seen.
Ezekiel 16:37
therefore I will surely gather all the lovers with whom you found pleasure, all those you loved and all those you hated. I will gather them against you from all around and expose you before them, and they will see all your nakedness.
“The distinction was popularized by Lewis Grizzard, as I recall.”
Thanks. I didn’t think to think about attribution...
Did the dog push back? Tail-pulling would have had Trump re-impeached for animal cruelty.
"I can't remember, my mind's in a fog
So let the suckers think it's the fault of the dog"
Leni
I dont think PETA is gonna like it.....him pulling the poor dog’s tail.
“He fell from old age, the dog had nothing to do with it!!!”
Please give us some credit. We all know the story is bogus.
The great United States has just
become the laughing stock of the
entire planet. Our enemies are
salivating.
Maybe the dog wanted to feel Joe’s blond leg hair. Please tell me, WHO showers with their dog?
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