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Biden: I was Buck Naked, Trying to Pull My Dog's Tail When I Broke My Foot
RedState ^ | Dec. 4, 2020 | Bonchie

Posted on 12/05/2020 8:44:41 AM PST by rickmichaels

I’m trying to think of what would possess an advisor to Joe Biden to think this was the story to go with, but here we are. As was revealed previously, Biden broke his foot in what was originally described vaguely as him simply playing with his dog.

Now, the claim has morphed. Biden says he was getting out of the shower and decided to attempt to pull his dog’s tail in a playful manner. That’s when a rug came out of nowhere to trip him up, because we all break our foot when we trip over a rug, right?

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: biden; bidenbucknekkid; bidenhealth; bidenmytime; bleachneeded; brokenfoot; cantunsee; dog; dogs; effingthedog; ermigosh; joebiden; yowzah
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To: cyclotic

I’ve been through this with no fewer than 5 80-year olds in my family.

The old folk will tell you they keep the floor warm. Get them warm fuzzy slip-guard slippers.

If they ever have a home health aid come to their home for Occupational Therapy after a broken hip, the first thing they will do is toss the rugs.

My mom tripped on one in 2010. She lay on the floor for two days before someone found her (she lived in the boonies—hours from any of us kids.). I was so pissed that I tossed all of the rugs out before she came back from rehab.


101 posted on 12/05/2020 11:48:06 AM PST by Vermont Lt (We have entered "Insanity Week." Act accordingly.)
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To: rickmichaels

NEWSFLASH: “DEMOCRAT INJURED WHILE CHASING A LITTLE TAIL”


102 posted on 12/05/2020 11:48:07 AM PST by The Duke (President Trump = America's Last, Best Chance)
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To: rickmichaels

oh what that poor dog saw. There ain’t enough dog biscuits.


103 posted on 12/05/2020 11:51:46 AM PST by ronniesgal ( no fool like an old fool!)
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To: rickmichaels
jobuck? or buck biden???
104 posted on 12/05/2020 11:52:22 AM PST by Chode (Send bachelors and come heavily armed. )
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To: rickmichaels
Dang dog just got scared when Joe yelled “corn-hole time”...
105 posted on 12/05/2020 12:13:55 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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To: rickmichaels

Pull or lift the tail ?


106 posted on 12/05/2020 12:20:54 PM PST by daku
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To: rickmichaels

There is almost nothing about this guy that does not creep me out. The image of a naked Biden is not something I wish to entertain. As a culture, we have lost all sense of maintaining any personal dignity.


107 posted on 12/05/2020 12:31:29 PM PST by BoomerBabe (President Trump won the election.)
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To: rickmichaels

This is one to go with the “hairy legs” clip...which should have been run as a nationwide political ad.


108 posted on 12/05/2020 12:55:17 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: budj

LOL!


109 posted on 12/05/2020 12:57:07 PM PST by nutmeg (Mega prayers for Rush Limbaugh)
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To: silent majority rising

Headline prob should read he was trying to get tail from his dog.


110 posted on 12/05/2020 1:01:21 PM PST by inchworm (al )
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To: rickmichaels

The senile old fool fell out of bed.


111 posted on 12/05/2020 1:13:01 PM PST by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity

” ... there’s a big difference between being naked and nekkid. Naked is the state of being totally unclothed. Nekkid is when you’re naked and looking to, or already getting into, trouble.”

The distinction was popularized by Lewis Grizzard, as I recall.


112 posted on 12/05/2020 1:27:05 PM PST by riverdawg (Wells Fargo is my bank and I have no complaints.)
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To: BoomerBabe; All

Your comment brought some of these verses to mind in line with what you said about our culture’s loss of dignity (and loss of shame)

Isaiah 47:3
Your nakedness will be uncovered and your shame will be exposed. I will take vengeance; I will spare no one.

Jeremiah 13:22
And if you ask yourself, “Why has this happened to me?” it is because of the magnitude of your iniquity. Your skirts have been stripped off, your body exposed.

Jeremiah 13:26
So I will pull your skirts up over your face, that your shame may be seen.

Ezekiel 16:37
therefore I will surely gather all the lovers with whom you found pleasure, all those you loved and all those you hated. I will gather them against you from all around and expose you before them, and they will see all your nakedness.


113 posted on 12/05/2020 1:29:52 PM PST by mdmathis6
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To: riverdawg

“The distinction was popularized by Lewis Grizzard, as I recall.”

Thanks. I didn’t think to think about attribution...


114 posted on 12/05/2020 1:35:12 PM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (Eddie Ate Dynamite. Good Bye Eddie. Who can explain this mystery?)
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To: silent majority rising

Did the dog push back? Tail-pulling would have had Trump re-impeached for animal cruelty.


115 posted on 12/05/2020 1:41:43 PM PST by ALASKA (Trump will win resoundingly, but it's not going to be pretty.)
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To: rickmichaels; seenenuf; flaglady47; entropy12; Trump Girl Kit Cat; Peter W. Kessler; Bob Ireland; ..
THE TALE OF THE DOG

"I can't remember, my mind's in a fog
So let the suckers think it's the fault of the dog"

Leni

116 posted on 12/05/2020 1:44:29 PM PST by MinuteGal (MAGA !!! MAGA !!! MAGA !!!)
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To: MinuteGal

I dont think PETA is gonna like it.....him pulling the poor dog’s tail.


117 posted on 12/05/2020 1:51:21 PM PST by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: JLAGRAYFOX

“He fell from old age, the dog had nothing to do with it!!!”

Please give us some credit. We all know the story is bogus.


118 posted on 12/05/2020 2:05:04 PM PST by Cecily ( )
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To: rickmichaels

The great United States has just
become the laughing stock of the
entire planet. Our enemies are
salivating.


119 posted on 12/05/2020 2:48:00 PM PST by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: silent majority rising

Maybe the dog wanted to feel Joe’s blond leg hair. Please tell me, WHO showers with their dog?


120 posted on 12/05/2020 3:49:51 PM PST by EinNYC
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