A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.
New Wine for Seniors , I kid you not.
Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,
Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts
as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
PINO MORE
Baby Scales A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk
if she can use the store’s baby scale. Sorry, ma’am, says the clerk.
Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby’s weight if we weigh mother
and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone,
and subtract the second number from the first. Oh, that won’t work, says the blonde.
Why not? asks the clerk. Because, she answers, I’m not the mother - I’m the aunt.
It’s FRIDAY???
Well I USED TO know that because Thursday nights I’d eat and rink for free at my friend’s restaurant and vent a little.
Now that’s outlawed.
It’s like we have the Burgermeister Meisterburger running things at the local and state levels.
Gotta get me a semi of that stuff.
As a big fan of Pinot Grigio, I approve of this Medical Breakthrough!
I need a crate of the Pino More!
LOL
Hilarious...as always. Thanks.