Posted on 12/01/2020 8:13:57 AM PST by goodnesswins
For Christmas and her January birthday we usually give my near 30 yr old niece cash & a small gift. But, in past years she has shown her absolute ignorance by supporting Antifa, BLM, and Biden. Her most recent response to a video I sent her of Diamond & Silk was "the election is not being stolen."
Well, instead of actually disowning her, I've decided I'd like to just send her fraudulent gifts (sending something stolen just wouldn't work )...
I have some monopoly money but need something more real, that will maybe get her attention....since Freepers are smart and creative I'm asking your help in figuring out what to give.
Gas mask, bear spray, baseball bat, shield, blinding laser, 5 gallon gas container with a $10 for gas, a pallet of bricks, a white van to carry antifa supplies, first aid kit, lots of black clothes, a list of stores that might have nice free things on 'sale' while looting.
And a warning that the people on our side will have a different plan that makes antifa look like summer camp games.
Why is it you want her to have the last message??
If I were you, I’d be having the last message and that would be it.
>>>Send her a copy of Atlas Shrugged, and then have a nice chat once she has read it<<<
Better yet, send her Copies of Animal Farm and 1984. I would assume she would never actually read them, so send her the Movie DVD Versions. As I recall, Animal Farm was an Animated Movie.
Actually, send her a generic Birthday Card signed “Sincerely” (not Love) Uncle XXX then make sure she will never see one thin dime from your Estate.
Anyone I know who Voted for Jomentia and the Anchor Baby, Family, Friend etc. are not even worthy of tolerance much less Friendship and Love. We are way beyond Politics now.
a bag of dog crap. Tell her it’s candy. Give her a clothespin for her nose.
I have only 2 nieces...and can afford to be generous. ..but...when I get pushed too far by SBAs...I rebel...
Thank you!
That’s what I’m saying...THESE gifts will be my last message
Nope...letting it go is what we have done too much of...imho
I sent her 1984 a year ago...don’t think she read it...doubt she’d read Atlas Shrugged
Haha...how I’d love to...but my sensibilities take over
How about a nice looking fake diamond pendant necklace? Looks real, for a while. Tell her it’s a real diamond. She’ll figure it out later. Maybe send with a fake appraisal by your local jeweler.
Tell her you’re giving her a long lost relatives inheritance, designated to her.
Hand her an envelope with the ‘check’.
Then, take it back from her, a few minutes later, or at midnight.
Unless she reacqires her brain you can be sure she will never see one thin dime from our Estate. We are rewriting our will in January.
You’d be surprised at how little money most attorneys make. Those at the very top make boatloads of money. The median income of attorneys is likely under $50,000 after expenses.
A guy who owns a medium sized plumbing or electrical contracting business that is well run makes more than 90% of all attorneys.
I know a guy who graduated from Texas A&M in 2008 when there were no jobs, even for engineers. After six months, his dad kicked him out of the house and told to go to work for his uncle doing pressure washing. After a couple years of that, he started his own pressure washing business. He’s knocking down $175-200K per year after paying all his expenses. He has three crews, pays them well and keeps them on the payroll during the slow times.
Not a bad idea!
Send her a nice card and tell her you need to cut back on monetary gifts to pay for the Biden tax increases.
Tell her you love her. And Buy her socks to help her keep her feet warm for when she can’t afford heat.
I could tell her I stole it from my sister, or someone....
Hhmmmm....I kinda like that...in fact I may do it for a couple other young relatives
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