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Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know
Babylon Bee ^
| 11/30/2020
| Staff
Posted on 11/30/2020 2:25:36 PM PST by Kid Shelleen
Biden's transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what's wrong, since the nation should already know.
"It's fine. Everything's fine. Nothing's wrong, OK!?" said Jen Psaki in her first press conference as a part of Biden's team. "Why would you think I'm not fine? Ugh... if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."
Insiders close to Biden say the communications team will hold periodic press conferences where they will just glare at reporters with an icy look and make them try to guess what's wrong. If the reporters fail to understand their highly advanced non-verbal communication, they will smile sweetly and walk out of the room before slamming the door as hard as they can.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bideninmp; youshouldalreadyknow
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To: Kid Shelleen
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:28:40 PM PST
by
ronniesgal
( no fool like an old fool!)
To: Kid Shelleen
All we need is just a lot more government control.;-) You know, like the way China does it.
To: Kid Shelleen
Why stop at all female ? Make it all lesbian.
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:29:11 PM PST
by
libh8er
To: Kid Shelleen
I give up. I can't tell when something is from the BB anymore or not and frankly it doesn't seem to make a difference these days.
To: libh8er
To: libh8er
OK but they have to be black and/or Hispanic
To: Kid Shelleen
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:35:35 PM PST
by
dinodino
( )
To: Kid Shelleen
LMFAO. The Bee is a treasure.
To: nascarnation
OK but they have to be black and/or Hispanic... and must have Looong hair like the Newsmax girls!
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:36:53 PM PST
by
notaliberal
(St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle,)
To: Kid Shelleen
But if it’s a “transition team” it might not remain all-female for long.
To: Kid Shelleen
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:39:19 PM PST
by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: Kid Shelleen
On the plus side in reality they will split into little cliques, begin to hate and undermine each other and accomplish nothing.
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:42:38 PM PST
by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: Kid Shelleen
Coincidentally they all have 7 yr old daughters ...
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:46:16 PM PST
by
RideForever
(We were born to be tested)
To: windsorknot
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:58:26 PM PST
by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: Kid Shelleen
that’s what our gynocentric media does right now
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posted on
11/30/2020 3:02:52 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
It is only funny because it’s true
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posted on
11/30/2020 3:11:03 PM PST
by
dsrtsage
(Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
To: Kid Shelleen
I’m old enough to remember with Babylon Bee was a satire site.
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posted on
11/30/2020 3:14:11 PM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Kid Shelleen; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
And, as always, they’re here if you want to talk.
DANG!
To: Kid Shelleen
Bidden Cheated!
Won't be Seated!
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posted on
11/30/2020 3:15:26 PM PST
by
G Larry
(There is no merit in compromising with the Devil.)
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