I’m betting on middle-of-the-night bathroom dementia.
others are reporting hairline fracture
We can rule out playing with a dog.
Me too, since there was no word of it yesterday when it supposedly happened.
Has any of the press bothered to ask, what time were you playing with your dog? Was the dog wearing a mask?
Why didn’t you see Ortho yesterday if it was bad enough you’re limping?
If this were Trump, there would already be Congressional hearings set up for tomorrow.