[stanne]

I am so glad you posted this headline. It has been at least five minutes since the last of ten was posted

[ronnie raygun]

Ezekiel Emanuel by obama care standards would have had him soilent greened years ago greened

[Darksheare]

More believable: Biden twisted his ankle while chasing a child.

[a fool in paradise]

Petting a dog is above Joe Biteme’s pay grade.

[Sen Jack S. Fogbound]

Did the dog bit his a... er I meant foot?

[1Old Pro]

BS, he fell, he is weak and feeble.

[petitfour]

Nothing about his age in the first line? Nothing about his brain surgeries and plastic surgeries and nude swimming in front of SS agents?

[clearcarbon]

"Doctor Says Biden Sprained Foot Playing With Dog"

They have thinking-brain dogs for the impaired?

[Ben Hecks]

I’m guessing he was sniffing little girls’ bicycle seats and he caught his foot in a chain.

[ConservativeInPA]

This is far from “Breaking News” worthy. Breaking News would be Biden dies or Biden commits suicide in a fit of guilt.

[Dagnabitt]

He picked a fight with his reflection in a mirror, thinking it was Corn Pop or some other Bad Dude. Lost the fight.

[funfan]

The old cheating lying evil fool can drop dead for all I care.

[TigersEye]

It sounds like Covid to me. Got the rona, lost his balance ... in the shower ... with his daughter

[GoldenPup]

Doctor Says Biden Sprained Foot Playing With Dog.

Probably Bullshit, just like everything else about Biden.

[blueunicorn6]

Is the dog OK?

[piasa]

probably sprained it while trying to remove it from his mouth

[piasa]

probably sprained it while trying to remove it from his mouth

[KKDucMan]

For him medically, everything is going to go downhill very, very rapidly.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Did one of his granddaughter clock him for Joe-ing her?

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Good boy. Good dog!”