Biden twists ankle while playing with dog, visits a doctor

KSTP ^ | 11/29/2020 | AP

[SpeedyInTexas]

President-elect Joe Biden twisted his ankle while playing with one of his dogs and will be examined by a doctor “out of an abundance of caution,” his office said Sunday.

[SpeedyInTexas]

What is the punch line?

[Slyfox]

[BenLurkin]

Brain scan comes back negative?

[billorites]

Good dog!

[Dr. Ursus]

President Harris and V.P. Pelosi!

[peggybac]

Playing with the dog, my ass. smh

[BradyLS]

The dog escaped serious injury.

[mewzilla]

They should have used a scanning electronic proctoscope.

[Tax-chick]

The punch line is he’s diagnosed with Covid-19.

[Secret Agent Man]

ankle is okay

but we found brain damage

we’ve calle harris

[SpeedyInTexas]

Thanks for the laughs.

[Veggie Todd]

Owwwww. Did widdle Joey get an owie?

[Leaning Right]

The punch line is that Biden is not the “president-elect”. The Electoral College has not yet met.

So it is more accurate to call him “the guy who is in front so far due to massive fraud”.

[marcusmaximus]

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“ May those that love us, love us;
& for those that don’t love us,
may God turn their hearts;
& if he can’t turn their hearts,
may he turn their ankles,
so we may know them
by their limping. ”

[NFHale]

Gee, what a shame.

Is the doggie OK???

He must have trying to sniff the dog’s rea...errr, hair...

[MIA_eccl1212]

There’s no joke here but you can take it as a metaphor and a sign from God that the party that joe represents will be unable to complete the race they’re running because God has torn up their ankle for them.

[virgil]

Dog, no. He fell.

[randita]

Must be something in the water at the Dem water fountain. Shrillary was always tripping and falling, when she wasn’t downright passing out.

[KarlInOhio]

Never take a gift from Kamala Harris named 25th Amendment.