Women don’t belong in football. Period.
Actually, I'd prefer the opposite. Make every college team have two women on the field at ALL TIMES. Some nasty 260-lb mama could make a heck of a guard.
The strategy would be outstanding. How do you best hide the two women on the field so they don't affect the play? Watch Alabama and Ohio State fight for the best female prospects. It would really shake up the sport, not to mention all the pregnancies and harassment claims.