[blueunicorn6]

Last time I went naked out to the backyard to look at stars, the neighbors called the police on me.

[a fool in paradise]

“Don’t look, Ethyl! but it was too late, she’s already been MOONED!”

[ETL]

Last time I went naked out to the backyard to look at stars, the neighbors called the police on me.

Maybe you should consider moving to Chris Cuomo's neighborhood.
As far as I know no one has ever called the cops on him for standing around totally naked in his backyard.

CNN’s Chris Cuomo caught naked in background of wife’s yoga video

By Brian Flood | Fox News
June 8, 2020

CNN star Chris Cuomo was caught buck naked in the background of an Instagram Live video posted by his wife, according to the New York Post.

Cristina Greeven Cuomo, an avid health enthusiast and the wife of the “Cuomo Prime Time” namesake, posted a video of herself doing yoga at their posh Hamptons home when followers noticed the nude backside of a man who appeared to be the CNN host.

“The video was deleted quickly after it was filmed around May 27, but not before some eagle-eyed followers grabbed a stark-naked screenshot,” the Post’ Emily Smith wrote.

CNN did not immediately return a request for comment.”