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New CDC Regulations Say Governors Will Bang Your Wife [video]
YouTube.com ^ | 11-23-2020 | Ryan Long

Posted on 11/23/2020 7:01:08 AM PST by servo1969

In order to stop the spread, governors have made some new policies that we all need to comply with. It's very important we all take these very seriously.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bang; bezos; cdc; corona; covid; cuomo; newsome; virus; wife
Well, he's got a white coat on so it must be true. We just need to comply.
1 posted on 11/23/2020 7:01:08 AM PST by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Well, listening to our infected gov (NV) last night tell us we will start a new three week “pause” at 0001 hrs Tuesday 11/24/2020 (apparently we have not been behaving!) he said he has “...done as much as I can to spread the virus...”. We know he meant STOP the spread but it was still funny. So now, reduced capacities down to 25% for restaurants stores with head counters at the doors, no more than two households and 10 people for Thanksgiving, mask up more, reservations for pubs(?), etc., etc., etc. Merry Christmas. Of course no mention that 300+ million Americans have NOT gotten or died from CV-19. They always focus on the negative......


2 posted on 11/23/2020 7:09:38 AM PST by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: rktman

Delaware gets new freedom reductions. Among others, indoor gatherings are limited to 10 people. I’m tempted to call the Governor’s office and tell them I’ve got 9 children (true). Which one do I throw out?

But then, I’d probably get some officious answer as to reducing the number to 10!


3 posted on 11/23/2020 7:15:23 AM PST by NTHockey (My rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: NTHockey

They’d say since you caused that situation YOU should leave!


4 posted on 11/23/2020 7:21:08 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: servo1969

So ... Will the President Elect be coming over to sniff anyones wife or children?


5 posted on 11/23/2020 7:22:45 AM PST by Patriot_MP (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: NTHockey
Which one do I throw out?

Are any of them adopted? :-)

6 posted on 11/23/2020 7:29:03 AM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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To: NTHockey

Delaware gets new freedom reductions. Among others, indoor gatherings are limited to 10 people. I’m tempted to call the Governor’s office and tell them I’ve got 9 children (true). Which one do I throw out?

Hunger Games - Home Edition


7 posted on 11/23/2020 7:34:38 AM PST by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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To: servo1969

Seems Newsolini started his career doing this...


8 posted on 11/23/2020 7:40:04 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: who knows what evil?

2 - but not treated any different.


9 posted on 11/23/2020 8:15:30 AM PST by NTHockey (My rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: NTHockey

“Among others, indoor gatherings are limited to 10 people. I’m tempted to call the Governor’s office and tell them I’ve got 9 children (true). Which one do I throw out?”

In August, I had to go to the clinic of our HMO to have lab work done pre same day surgery and to pick up a post op drug.

I went through the pre entry steps, temp, ?’s and getting a face mask at the front door. I was told to go into a big waiting room comprised of 3 hall ways converted to seating 12 people. There was a large tv monitor which showed your name and where to go when notified.

There were no seats, so several us were standing 6’ apart and looking at the monitor.

Nurse Ratchet flew in and got off her broom and basically yelling, “You must sit down.

Again there were no vacant seats so I asked in a loud voice,
“Which old people do you want us to eject from their seats?”

She looked around and realized there were no vacant seats, got back on her broom and rode away.

The RN’s and other staff in the waiting area, gave me a thumbs up. Two of them thanked me.


10 posted on 11/23/2020 8:38:23 AM PST by Grampa Dave ( There is ZERO evidence of a free and fair election! What if Biden doesn't Concede?)
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To: Navy Patriot

You have clearly overlooked the qualifications of the Vice President elect.


11 posted on 11/23/2020 11:40:28 AM PST by Delta 21 (Get off your ass and earn it!)
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