Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts

babylonbee.com ^ | 11/22/20 | babylonbee

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Joseph Stalin To Receive International Emmy For His Outstanding Hunger Relief Efforts

NEW YORK CITY, NY—The 2020 International Emmy Awards have announced their nominees for their hotly anticipated and highly credible award ceremony this year. In addition to giving New York Governor Andrew Cuomo a leadership award for his excellent pandemic leadership and skill in not killing thousands of innocent nursing home residents, the organization has also announced another recipient: Joseph Stalin.

According to sources, Stalin will receive a posthumous award for his outstanding hunger relief efforts. In addition, he will be honored for his masterful skill in crafting a narrative that caused even the imprisoned victims of his regime to sing his praises.

"We can't exactly say that Stalin's hunger relief efforts were totally successful, but he really did try," said International Academy President & CEO, Bruce L. Paisner. "Stalin was a master at crafting a narrative. People tuned in to hear his words of wisdom, even as he starved them to death. That's a skill worthy of honor."

[lizma2]

2 of them were my Great-grandparents.

[GOP Poet]

Is this the starvation plan he had with all those he buried in mass graves?

[GOP Poet]

Or might this be the bullet feeding plan Stalin had—one for the gullet?

[JudgemAll]

Greta Thunberg to hand off the prize

[Don W]

[MarkL]

When Fox & Friends reported on this, I responded with an email stating that the left awarding prizes is nothing new, and cited the Pulitzer Prize for Walter Duranty's reporting, I.E. LIES about Stalin's systemic starvation of The Ukraine.

Mark

[blam]

"I do not believe English confiscated and exported potatoes out of Ireland!"

As in India, exports of food from Ireland increased as its people starved, enriching the British Empire.

The Irish Potato Famine And Charles Trevelyan

"But the starvation in Ireland and the deaths which resulted from the famine were wholly preventable and the British Empire did little or nothing to prevent it other than assign a man with a near psychotic hatred of the Irish in general and the poor in particular, Charles Trevelyan to direct their policy. "