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Florida beachgoers call 911 after stumbling upon bizarre sight: 'That would scare the hell out of me'
Yahoo ^
| 19 Nov 2020
| Katie Mather
Posted on 11/20/2020 6:48:27 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
A volunteer for an environmental nonprofit was doing a cleanup on a beach in Perdido Key, Fla., when she thought she saw a dead body.
The volunteer, named Kathleen, reported the incident to Ocean Hour, the nonprofit where she was a volunteer. Kathleen told the group she believed she was looking at a decapitated body, and someone nearby apparently called 911.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: clickbait; florida; posttease
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Forget it Kathleen, it's Florida.
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:48:27 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:50:46 PM PST
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Just relaxing after he voted.
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:54:46 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: Pontiac
“Is it Florida Man?”
The ‘victim’?
May have been?
But Florida Man is ubiquitous.
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:55:12 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
It looks like the mannequin is wearing a surf boarder’s tether band on its ankle.
I can’t imagine why anyone would put one on a mannequin.
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:55:33 PM PST
by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
To: Beowulf9
“Just relaxing after he voted.”
From the photos, it appears to have been a biden voter.
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:56:35 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:57:42 PM PST
by
Beowulf9
To: DUMBGRUNT
Now they are washing up in great piles on the Florida shore.
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:57:53 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:58:54 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: Pontiac
“I can’t imagine why anyone would put one on a mannequin.”
Tandem surfing with his best buddy and did not want to lose him.
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:59:12 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: BenLurkin
No Applause, Just Throw Money!
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:01:00 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT; Pontiac
Possibilities:
- Florida man took his sex doll boating and it fell over.
- Robert Wagner took his sex doll boating.
- Rescue training dummy rescue failure.
- Florida man tires of sex doll and dumps it at sea.
- Florida man's wife dumps his sex doll at sea.
- Teddy Kennedy took a sex doll on vacation in Florida. Lost control of the car.
- Merman's sex doll floated away.
- Swimsuit model maniken washed away in Hurricane or Tsunami.
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:02:12 PM PST
by
DannyTN
(<P><a href="https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3902132/posts">)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:07:27 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: DannyTN
Robert Wagner??
What kind of wood does not float?
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:09:46 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:12:03 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Why was this person considered “In the know”?
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:13:27 PM PST
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure)
To: bobby.223
You’re still in morning for Natalie?
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:14:43 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: Deaf Smith
“Why was this person considered “In the know”?”
Some yahoo put that in the title!
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:18:47 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Leadwood, ebony and some of the other African trees that are extremely dense.
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:19:41 PM PST
by
skr
(May God confound the enemy)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I guess my joke didn’t go over. Okay, I admit it was a bit lame!
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:21:41 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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