[DUMBGRUNT]

Forget it Kathleen, it's Florida.

[Pontiac]

Is it Florida Man?

[Beowulf9]

Just relaxing after he voted.

[Pontiac]

It looks like the mannequin is wearing a surf boarder’s tether band on its ankle.

I can’t imagine why anyone would put one on a mannequin.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Now they are washing up in great piles on the Florida shore.

[DannyTN]

Possibilities:

• Florida man took his sex doll boating and it fell over.
• Robert Wagner took his sex doll boating.
• Rescue training dummy rescue failure.
• Florida man tires of sex doll and dumps it at sea.
• Florida man's wife dumps his sex doll at sea.
• Teddy Kennedy took a sex doll on vacation in Florida. Lost control of the car.
• Merman's sex doll floated away.
• Swimsuit model maniken washed away in Hurricane or Tsunami.

[mylife]

[Deaf Smith]

Why was this person considered “In the know”?

[rlmorel]

That would have given me pause.

[dpetty121263]

My wife and I were out sunning on Gulf Shores Beach and right in front of us a young man washed up on the beach just after a tropical storm, directly in front of us. I first thought is was debris washing up then as it got closer it seemed he was waving at me to come in the water...anyway in a couple minutes a big wave washed him right up not more than 20 ft from us! Wife freaked and their was some kids on the beach who came running over and I told them to get back or go home, called the cops and they and the GS Fire Dept arrived and handled it.Ruined the day and rest of the vacation. Seems he was a college kid who drown the day before trying to save a kid that got caught in a undertow.

[ETL]

"Kathleen told the group she believed she was looking at a decapitated body, and someone nearby apparently called 911.

Fortunately for everyone, it turned out to be a store mannequin covered in barnacles."

[ETL]

803 × 602

[Deplorable American1776]

I guess it could be washed away from a store during a hurricane. It could be from Andrew or a recent one.

[daniel1212]

Hour wrote. “Upon further investigating, she realized it was a mannequin!” It’s unclear how long the mannequin was in the water or where it came from.

You know, you can post up to 300 words in an excerpt, rather than a couple sentences as if you were click baiting, requiring those who were enticed to go to Yahoo with its over 550 network requests in the first minute (hit F12 in Firefox, then Networking, then reload the web page). With ad blocking.