Hoist the bilge pump!
Reshuffle the poop deck!
Damn the avocados! Full speed in the head!
Fire as your gunners come to bare!
hoist the mizzenmast!
Keelhaul the boatswain!
Jettison the supercargo!
USA Today is still trying to figure out who ripped off the ship’s store of strawberries!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edQy5jBxhV8
The most important question in today’s navy.....will the poop deck be unisex?