hoist the mizzenmast!
Keelhaul the boatswain!
Jettison the supercargo!
Well if I’m going to watch for the mail bouy, go get me a bucket of steam and an overhead buffer. I might as well clean the stack bat shit off the ceiling.
All ahead full house beats all ahead a pair!
Tell the cabin boy to quit peeking at the cabin girl in the powder magazine!
Hard to port and harder to ale!
All hands on deck and all feet on the ceiling!