And green skin! No...it is the Olongapo River that is green! Eeek! It's the San Miguel Beer that is green!
“...Think Olongapo where the girls have antennae...”
and Space Herpes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnJrenTkGGE
Its a real thing: Herpes Virus Reactivation in Astronauts During Spaceflight and Its Application on Earth
https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fmicb.2019.00016/full#h4