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Democrats Propose Stopping Coyotes By Distracting Them With Decoy Roadrunners
Babylon Bee ^ | 10-24-20

Posted on 10/25/2020 9:14:19 AM PDT by SJackson

EL PASO, TX—After Trump brought attention to the coyote epidemic at the southern border during the debates, Democrats on Twitter are offering unique solutions to the problem, such as setting up decoy roadrunners to distract the coyotes.

"Everyone knows that a coyote's greatest nemesis is the roadrunner. That's just science," said AOC to reporters. "Trump has done nothing to stop the scourge of deadly coyotes smuggling innocent children into the concentration camps at the southern border. We need to do something with science to make it stop!"

AOC and The Squad have partnered to promote legislation that would require large cardboard cutouts of the roadrunner from the famous Warner Brothers cartoons to be placed every 8 feet at the southern border.

"Why is this the first I'm even hearing about this?" said AOC. "I, like, literally can't believe Trump hasn't done anything about the coyotes. We need to do something now, like this new and ambitious plan to place a million roadrunner decoys throughout the desert!"

According to progressive legislators, the new plan will cost only 800 trillion dollars and will create infinity jobs.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: alreadyposted; babylonbee

1 posted on 10/25/2020 9:14:19 AM PDT by SJackson
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To: SJackson

This was really the funniest part of the election.

Except for the fact that the computer repair store owner was half blind.

Fun times! We need to laugh to lighten things up during this tense week!


2 posted on 10/25/2020 9:21:03 AM PDT by olivia3boys
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To: SJackson
"That's just science," said AOC to reporters.

That would be science to AOC. Add a rabbit's foot for luck and throw a lot more tax dollars into the wishing well.
3 posted on 10/25/2020 9:22:52 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: SJackson

LOL!


4 posted on 10/25/2020 10:44:38 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
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To: SJackson; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

Gotta stop those child trafficking animals somehow. They’re violating our 13th Amendment!

DANG!


5 posted on 10/27/2020 1:07:55 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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