Like a jilted lover singing in the rain, I’m enjoying watching The Team Formerly Known As The Redskins getting a repeated bitch-beating, week after week. How much do I enjoy it, you ask? The words that would have resulted in a death sentence in another era gush forth from my lips: GO COWBOYS!
Just as I’m enjoying seeing that thug Ezekiel Elliott failing after that idiot Jerry rewarded him with that contract.
First of all, why would you pay any running back that kind of money, when they are a dime a dozen, and especially a guy who is not dependable, as he was suspended, and wasn’t even all that great in short-yardage situations, which is what really counts if you are a running back.
Whereas I am enjoying stories of the arlington cowgirls eating dirt weekly.
When jjones knelt on the field , thys flipping patriotic Americans off, he and his teamettes esrned my undying emnity.
Not that I ever became much of a fan after moving here anyway.
Too bad they both can’t lose.