“I am David Croby’s liver. Bought and paid for. A slave in servitude to a vile, privileged old white man. I long for the days of my prior life where I wasn’t subject to abuse from the former organs that surrounded me. Crosby’s kidneys tell me they don’t want me. They miss their friend the old liver. The spleen is downright hateful because I like disco music and since I arrived they all can no longer party like they used to.”
Ok now that is comedy gold.
I have to give you a round of applause for that.