“Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar,”
the Preacher says. Sven gets in line, and when it’s his turn, the preacher asks:
“Sven, what do you want me to pray about for you.”
Sven replies: “Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing.”
The preacher puts one finger in Sven’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of
Sven’s head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Sven.
After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,”Sven,
how is your hearing now?”
Sven says, “I don’t know, Reverend, it ain’t til next Wednesday!”
Now that you’ve opened the Sven door:
Sven says to Ole “I found dis pen, is it yours?”
Ole replies, “Don’t know, give it here.”
He then tries it and says “Yes it is.”
Sven asks “How do you know?”
Ole replies, “Dat’s my handwriting!”