Now that you’ve opened the Sven door:
Sven says to Ole “I found dis pen, is it yours?”
Ole replies, “Don’t know, give it here.”
He then tries it and says “Yes it is.”
Sven asks “How do you know?”
Ole replies, “Dat’s my handwriting!”
Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. They are met by God on the stairway to heaven.
God says, “There are 3,000 steps to heaven. It’s very serious up there. I’ll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell.”
So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. Ole and Sven look at each other nervously.
On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and goes straight to hell.
On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke. Ole doesn’t laugh and proceeds to the gate.
Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. God asks, “What are you laughing about?”
Ole replies, “Oh dat’s funny. I yust got da first yoke!”